Note: the author hasn’t managed to date and somehow still kidnapped trapped tricked developed a relationship with someone.
But dating confuses me like nothing else.
Firstly TV, fairytales and advice from friends creates terrible expectations and ideas.
And women find themselves trying to balance life…
As men battle their own bodies’ preference for the crazy…
Whilst everyone is apparently dealing with mind-numbing boredom and loneliness…
…whether they’re in a relationship or not.
Dating is expensive, ineffective and confusing.